||[Apr. 20th, 2004|05:09 pm]
Shelly: "You look like the devil. People with dark goatees look like the devil."
We go on to establish that people that look like the devil include me, my sister's boyfriend, and Steve Jackson...
Me: "I've been mistaken for Jesus before, while looking much like I do now. Do you think Jesus looks like the devil?"
I think we've arrived at an important truth.