||[Mar. 14th, 2004|06:39 pm]
If you call me Darth, you're probably an old-time #avalonite, or someone else on IRC.
If you call me Chrissy (*sigh*) you're Shelly. You're also the only one allowed to call me that.
If you call me Christopher Charles, you are not only my parents, but also upset with me.
If you call me Chris, you're everyone else.