Chronicles of a Hereditary Geek

Shelly: "You look like the devil. People with dark goatees look like the devil."
We go on to establish that people that look like the devil include me, my sister's boyfriend, and Steve Jackson...

Me: "I've been mistaken for Jesus before, while looking much like I do now. Do you think Jesus looks like the devil?"

Shelly: "...yes."


I think we've arrived at an important truth.

I took the most accurate villain personality test
created by: The Arch Villainess Gracie



...Not bad at all. I'm not sure I have the intimidation factor, but hey.