1. put numbers in the boxes instead of ticking them off with x's.
2. repost as "I have lived through ___ of these 158 things."
 I have read a lot of books.
[ ] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[ ] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
 I have been to Canada.
 I have been to Europe
 I have watched cartoons for hours.
 I have tripped UP the stairs.
 I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
 I have been snowboarding/skiing.
 I have played ping pong.
 I swam in the ocean.
[ ] I have been on a whale watch.
 I have seen fireworks.
 I have seen a shooting star.
 I have seen a meteor shower.
 I have almost drowned.
 I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
 I have listened to one CD over and over and over again.
[ ] I have had stitches.
[ ] I have had frostbite.
[ ] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
 I have stayed up 'til 2 doing homework/projects. (Only 2? Don't make me laugh.)
 I currently have a job.
 I have been ice skating.
 I have been roller blading.
 I have fallen flat on my face. (Chipped my brand new front tooth, too. Ow.)
 I have tripped over my own two feet.
[ ] I have been in a fist fight. (Assuming elementary-school jackassery doesn't count, no.)
 I have played video games for more than 3 hours straight.
[ ] I have watched the Power Rangers. (Thankfully, no.)
[ ] I attend Church regularly.
 I have played truth or dare.
 I have already had my 16th birthday.
 I have already had my 17th birthday.
 I've called someone stupid.
 I've been in a verbal argument. (Usually with a member of my family)
 I've cried in school.
 I've played basketball on a team. (Middle school)
 I've played baseball on a team. (Elementary school)
[ ] I've played football on a team.
 I've played soccer on a team. (Elementary and middle school)
[ ] I've done cheerleading on a team.
 I've played softball on a team. (My dad's friend's team, oddly enough, needed a sub)
 I've played volleyball on a team. (Here at work)
[ ] I've played tennis on a team.
 I've been on a track or cross country team. (Elementary and middle school)
 I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[ ] I've bungee jumped.
 I've climbed a rock wall.
 I've lost more than $20. (Had my wallet stolen in middle school, with something like $50 in it)
 I've called myself an idiot.
 I've called someone else an idiot.
 I've cried myself to sleep. (I was rather emotional as a child)
 I've had (or have) pets.
[ ] I've owned a spice girls CD.
[ ] I've owned a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I've owned an N*Sync CD.
[ ] I've owned a Backstreet Boys CD.
[ ] I've mooned someone.
 I have sworn at someone of authority before.
 I've been in the newspaper. (Mostly for random academic crap.)
[ ] I've been on TV.
[ ] I've been to Hawaii...
[ ] I've eaten sushi. (Mmm...)
 I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
 I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
 I've watched all the Harry Potter movies.
[ ] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
 I've watched the 3 Stooges.
[ ] I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick & Jessica.
 I've watched Looney Tunes.
 I've been stuffed into a locker/I have stuffed others into lockers. (We had spacious lockers in middle school, and Abe was the sort to fit into things easily.)
 I've been called a geek. (I call myself one on a regular basis.)
 I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade. (Define "bad grade"? I was often annoyed at anything below an A-.)
 I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
[ ] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[ ] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
 I've met a celebrity/music artist.
 I've written poetry. (Gotten one poem published in an anthology!)
[ ] I've been arrested.
 I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
 I've been tickled till I've cried.
 I've tickled someone else until they cried.
 I've had/have siblings.
 I've been to a rock concert.
 I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it. (Bach's Double Violin Concerto is one of my favorite pieces ever.)
 I've been in a play. (Need to get back into theatre sometime.)
 I've been picked last in gym class.
[ ] I've been picked first in gym class.
 I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.
 I've cried in front of my friends.
 I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages
 I've played Halo 2.
 I've freaked out over a sports game. (The Wings need to stop choking in the playoffs, dammit.)
[ ] I've been to Alaska.
[ ] I've been to China.
[ ] I've been to Spain.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
 I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
 I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
 I've had serious conversations on any IM.
 I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
 I've been forgiven.
[ ] I've screamed at a scary movie. (Not the screaming type, myself, but I can get startled at least.)
[ ] I've cried at a chick flick. (I do my best to not even watch them, but no.)
 I've watched a lot of action movies.
 I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[ ] I've been to a rap concert.
[ ] I've been to a hip hop concert.
 I've lived in more than 2 houses. (Counting apartments, sure.)
 I've driven on the highway/been on the highway. (Who the hell hasn't?)
 I've driven more than 40 miles in a day/been in a car that went more than 40 miles in a day. (13-hour road trips? Hi?)
 I've been in a car accident. (Got lightly rear-ended at one point, and also was riding in a car that lightly swiped another one while parking.)
 I've done drugs. (Tried pot. Eh.)
 I've been homesick.
 I've thrown up.
 I've puked on someone. (We were all babies once, no?)
 I've been horseback riding. (Briefly...)
 I've filled out more than 10 myspace/LJ surveys. (Not myspace, hell no.)
 I've spoken my mind in public.
 I've proved someone wrong. (I don't remember whether they listened, though.)
 I've been proven wrong by someone.
[ ] I've broken a leg.
[ ] I've broken an arm/fingers. (Just some bones in my foot!)
 I've fallen off a swing.
 I've swung on a swing for more than 30 minutes straight
 I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
 I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
 I've lost my backpack.
 I've come close to dying. (Three times, that I can think of.)
[ ] I've seen someone die.
 I've known someone who has died. (Grandparents...)
 I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
[ ] I've done modeling. (Sure! My program of choice is Blender.... oh, that's not what you meant?)
 I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
 I've taken something/someone for granted.
 I've realized how good my life is.
 I've counted my blessings.
 I've made fun of a classmate.
[ ] I've been asked out by someone and I said no.
[ ] I've slapped someone in the face.
[ ] I've been skateboarding.
 I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
 I've lied to someone to their face. (I do my best not to do this - I want people to value my word. But children will do an awful lot to get out of trouble.)
 I've told a little white lie.
 I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[ ] I've fainted.
[ ] I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not.
 I've pushed someone into a pool.
 I've been pushed into a pool.
 I've been/am in love.
Maybe a serious post later. Bleh.