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Where The Walls Will Fall [May. 15th, 2008|09:17 am]

filkertom
There was a reason -- okay, there were a lot of reasons -- I was an Edwards man. Watching his endorsement of Obama in Grand Rapids last night, I remember them all.

I don't think he'd be happy as a VP candidate again. But damn what he could do in Health and Human Services.

Any thoughts on an Obama cabinet? I also think Gore could be a phenomenal Secretary of the Interior. And Vincent Bugliosi as Attorney General would be one of the biggest boosts to our reputation EVAR.
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Hardly Worse Than Getting Dick-Poked Before Birth [May. 15th, 2008|09:00 am]
overheard_usa

[husband and wife are pushing stroller through the mall. Suddenly another man rushes up and picks the husband up, twirling him around while everyone cracks up]
Man, looking over at child: Wow, that would be a really awkward first memory!

Spotsylvania Towne Centre
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: That Girl In The Kiosk


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Stink Bug [May. 15th, 2008|01:00 pm]
insect_pod
Stink Bug

Jeremiah has caught the bug photography... uh... bug. Here's a stink bug out on his lawn.
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Chem Finally Got Fun [May. 15th, 2008|12:00 pm]
overheardedu

Prof: I’m as high as a kite today! The guy who hates me just got canned, Obama has the golden ticket for the Democratic primary. Plus, I just dropped a load of LSD.

Chapman University

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Not a special effect: [May. 15th, 2008|08:55 am]

jeffreyab


Not from a movie but from an actual eruption of a volcano in Chile:

http://megagalerias.terra.cl/galerias/index.cfm?id_galeria=30734

Via Steve Jackson Games
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"Guess What's Coming to Dinner?'' Spoiler for Battlestar Galactica Episode 409 [May. 15th, 2008|08:50 am]

jeffreyab


Also known as "Tigh hear's a who."

Looks pretty intense!
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Error'd: Schrödinger's Submenu [May. 15th, 2008|12:00 pm]
daily_wtf
"I wonder if it's possible to change the text of the sensibility of the message," pondered Adam, "if the message having sensibility cannot have text... or something like that."...
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Third Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest Winner [May. 15th, 2008|06:24 am]
schneier
On April 7 -- seven days late -- I announced the Third Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest: For this contest, the goal is to create fear. Not just any fear, but a fear that you can alleviate through the sale of your new product idea. There are lots of risks out there, some of them serious, some of them so unlikely...


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[May. 15th, 2008|08:17 am]

jeffreyab
Happy Birthday [info]parsleigh!
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When Crying "Wolf" Got Old, Peter Turned to This [May. 15th, 2008|08:00 am]
overheardnyc

Man on the street: Jesus loves you!
Teenage boy: I know he does!
Man on the street: Jesus is coming!
Teenage boy: Jesus is always coming.
Man on the street: He's really coming this time!

--Times Square

Overheard by: Maya G.


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Extra Value Combo Alpha [May. 15th, 2008|07:50 am]

filkertom
I'd buy this fighting game in a hot second. Oh, and, Wendy's extraordinary. Mmmm... shoulder freckles.

What kind of licensed game would you like to see? I've always been mad for an Iron Chef-style game, with a huge internal database so that the judges might actually have a chance of interpreting the bizarre flavor and texture combinations. Don't know if the ice cream maker would be a penalty or a power-up, though.
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Resident Evil 5 [May. 15th, 2008|04:36 am]

mickasso
Photobucket

Kotaku posted an update with new screens. I blinked and almost missed it. They're also showing a new female character with a sniper rifle.

Read more... )

Good times!

Article here:
http://kotaku.com/390260/lets-look-at-new-resident-evil-5-art
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Proust in response to a question [May. 15th, 2008|07:31 pm]

literaryquotes

[moribund_p]
[mood | contemplative]

L’Intransigeant (a magazine), 1922:
 
An American scientist announces that the world will end, or at least that such a huge part of the continent will be destroyed, and in such a sudden way, that death will be the certain fate of hundreds of millions of people. If this prediction were confirmed, what do you think would be its effects on people between the time when they acquired the aforementioned certainty and the moment of cataclysm? Finally, as far as you’re concerned, what would you do in this last hour?
 
‘I think that life would suddenly seem wonderful to us if we were threatened to die as you say. Just think of how many projects, travels, love affairs, studies, it—our life—hides from us, made invisible by our laziness which, certain of a future, delays them incessantly.
 
‘But let all this threaten to become impossible forever, how beautiful it would become again! Ah! If only the cataclysm doesn’t happen this time, we won’t miss visiting the new galleries of the Louvre, throwing ourselves at the feet of Miss X, making a trip to India.
 
‘The cataclysm doesn’t happen, we don’t do any of it, because we find ourselves back in the heart of normal life, where negligence deadens desire. And yet we shouldn’t have needed the cataclysm to love life today. It would have been enough to think that we are humans, and that death may come this evening.’
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Top Chef [May. 15th, 2008|07:31 am]

filkertom
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Just watched last night's ep. Man, it's getting intense.

The really cool thing is, last week, they said they were updating the much-loved Restaurant Wars with Wedding Wars. Psych! Next week is indeed Restaurant Wars -- two teams of three, each creating an entire little restaurant in basically a day. Oh. Yeah.

Thoughts on that, or last night's ep, or the season in general, or...?
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Well Obviously [May. 15th, 2008|06:00 am]
overheard_usa

Film professor: Apparently in the 1970s the devil came to earth with the intention of occupying small women.

Corvallis, Oregon

Overheard by: David


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Harold Is Dating the Only Girl in NYC Who's Aroused by That [May. 15th, 2008|06:00 am]
overheardnyc

Girl: So, can you beatbox?
Guy: No, but I can make elephant noises. [Makes elephant noises.]

--Savoia


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Special Comment by Teh Keith [May. 15th, 2008|06:08 am]

filkertom
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Dubya, shut the hell up.
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[May. 15th, 2008|03:11 am]

get_medieval
09/01/05 - COMMENTARY )
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[May. 15th, 2008|01:46 am]

panzerwalt
death to the great hated satanistic homeowner tyrant!








i've waited so long to use the qoute
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He’s a Doctor [May. 15th, 2008|08:00 am]
overheardedu

Guy on cell: I saw your brother…Why does he think I have syphilis?

St. John’s University
 

Overheard by: Peter G

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